11/12/2022 0 Comments Uncle kage![]() ![]() ![]() Uncle Kage believes that this makes him a CHARACTER. When anyone mentions Target, Uncle Kage flies supposedly into a BLIND, VIOLENT RAEG, as evidenced by the fact that he once karate-chopped a box of crackers from Target using his awesome ninja fury. ![]() Oh, the tragedy! Kage insists that Anthrocon be held close to his home because TRAVEL IS HARD (which is funny, since he attends practically every "major" convention, and often goes overseas) and also because he likes to parade his doddering, senile parents around like some sort of perverted war trophies. Strangely no other hotel in the city wanted to be associated with crowds of reeking dog-fuckers, so Kage had to move allllll the way from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh. Uncle Kage hates Target, because they tore down the hotel where Anthrocon used to be held to build a Target superstore.
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